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“DEATH ROLL 1V1”

min 100k max 5mil

Min Bet: 100k gil
Max Bet: 5 million gilPlacement Roll:Contestant rolls: Random! You roll a 6 (out of 10).Staff rolls: Random! You roll a 9 (out of 10).
Staff wins placement roll and starts the match.Main Round:Staff rolls: Random! You roll 250 (out of 1 million).Contestant rolls: Random! You roll 142 (out of 250).Staff rolls: Random! You roll 88 (out of 142).Contestant rolls: Random! You roll 42 (out of 88).Staff rolls: Random! You roll 13 (out of 42).Contestant rolls: Random! You roll 4 (out of 13).Staff rolls: Random! You roll 1 (out of 4).Winner: Contestant! 🎉
Loser: Staff member hits the cursed 1 and loses everything.Betting Rules:Minimum bet: 100k gilMaximum bet: 5 million gilWinner takes both bets in full.

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“DEATH ROLL TOURNEY”

20 mil

Entry Fee:
None — but you’re paying with your pride.Grand Prize: 20 million gil for the last soul standing.Format:1v1 Bracket Style — Fight to survive, face off against other contestants.Unlimited Entrants — More victims to crush or be crushed by.Placement Roll:Both contestants roll /random 10 to see who starts.Highest roll kicks off the match.Example:Contestant #1 rolls a 5 (out of 10)Contestant #2 rolls a 9 (out of 10)
Contestant #2 starts.Main Round:Roll against each other, counting down from the previous roll.First to hit 1 loses and is out.Example:Player 1 rolls 97 (out of 500)Player 2 rolls 56 (out of 97)Player 1 rolls 34 (out of 56)Player 2 rolls 12 (out of 34)Player 1 rolls 7 (out of 12)Player 2 rolls 2 (out of 7)Player 1 rolls 1 (out of 2) → losesHow to Participate:Sign up and wait your turn.Be ready when called to face your opponent.Important:No cheating — caught, and you’re gone.Losers get roasted publicly.Placement roll decides who goes first.

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“BLACK JACK”

Min 100k, Max 1mil, VIP 2mil

Min Bet: 100k gilMax Bet: 1mil (Non-VIP) | 2mil (VIP)Bank Limit: 30 (VIP), 10mil (Non-VIP)Goal: Get closer to 21 than the dealer without busting.Dealer: Stands on hard 17, hits on soft 17.How to Play: Start with 2 cards. Hit, stand, double down, or split.Payouts: Win = 1x bet | Blackjack = 1.5x bet | Natural Blackjack = 2x bet | Push =

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“you get whatever the fuck i have”

Min 100k - Max 1mil

Entry Fee: 1 million gil for 10 tickets. Pay up or stay out.Tickets & Drawing: Buy as many as you want. Every round, 10 tickets get drawn.Winning Number: A random number is picked out of 200. Hit it or don’t cry.Prize: Winner takes 80% of the pot.

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"rock,paper,scissiors"

Min 100k - Max 500k

Choose your move:
✊ Rock (closed fist)
✋ Paper (open hand)
✌️ Scissors (two fingers out)Count to three and show your choice at the same time.Winning:
Rock crushes Scissors
Scissors cuts Paper
Paper covers RockTie? Play again.

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"color wheel spin"

Min 100k - Max 500k

Pick a color and lock it in chat.The host spins the wheel.Land on your color? You double your bet.Miss it? You lose.No ties. No excuses.Ready to test your luck? Step up and spin.

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"Lucky 7's"

Min 100k - Max 500k

How It Works:
Place your bet — simple as that.Hit lucky sevens and watch your gil multiply.No sevens? You lose it all.The bigger the seven, the bigger the payout — up to a massive jackpot.Feeling lucky? Step up and spin to win.Payout Guide::🎲 No 7 — 0x (you lose your bet)
🎲 One 7 anywhere — 2x your bet
🎲 Roll ends in 7 (e.g., 17, 27, 97) — 2.5x your bet
🎲 Angel 7 (exactly 7) — 3x your bet
🎲 Demon 77 (exactly 77) — 3x your bet
🎲 Triple 7 (777) — 5x your bet (JACKPOT)

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"High Rollers - Elimination"

1 mil buy in

Everyone rolls when the time’s up — don’t roll early or you’re out.Lowest roll? You’re gone, and your gil is gone too.Survive and pay up to keep the game rolling — stakes get higher every round.Last one standing takes the whole pot (minus the house cut).Think you can outroll them all? Step up and prove it.

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Poker: Texas Hold’em — Dealer Game

1 mil buy in

A classic game of cards, chips, and bluffing. Play smart, bluff harder.Buy in with gil, get your chips, and grab a seat.Honest players only — the dealer’s watching.Texas Hold’em style — private cards, community cards, and bets.Bet, fold, or bluff your way to the top.Best hand or last player standing takes the pot — minus the house cut.Think you’ve got what it takes? Step up and prove it.

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Fight Club

Min 100k - Max 500k

One roll can end it all.Survive while others fall.No second chances.The last one alive takes it all — minus the house cut.Ready to risk it? Step up and prove you’ve got what it takes.

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Chocobo Races

Min 100k - Max 1mil

The dealer calls the number you gotta roll to pass each lap.Roll equal or higher? You keep racing. Roll lower? You crash and burn.You’ve got 5 seconds to shout STOP or you keep running — no time for slowpokes.Everyone’s racing at once — don’t hold up the show.Bet between 100k and 1mil gil — crash and the house takes it all.Make it to the end? Get paid big, depending on how far you last.

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Sip, Swallow, Suffer

Min 100k - Max 2mil

* Bet between 100k and 2mil gil — big risks, bigger rewards.
* Roll high and double your gil.
* Hit the jackpot roll and triple it.
* Roll low? Well... you suffer.
* One shot, no rerolls, no excuses.
* Think you’ve got the guts? Step up and prove it.

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The “I’m Not Special, But I’m Trying” Package

For those who think they can roll with the big dogs but are still stuck playing in the kiddie pool. This package is for those who want to feel important but are too far from the VIP section to even get a whiff of the leather seats. Keep dreaming.

Price Tag: Free – Yeah, it’s free. Don’t get any ideas about your “value” here. You’re not paying for anything special, just the bare minimum because we’re forced to let you in. Enjoy the crumbs.Open a Bank: Set up to 10 Million – You can set up a max of 10 million. It’s just enough to feel like you're in the game, but let's be real—nobody's impressed. This isn’t a fortune, it’s a participation trophy in gil form. Don’t think for a second you’re getting any respect for this.Max Bet: 2 Million – Sure, go ahead, bet it all. It won’t change the fact that you’re not even close to being in the big leagues. If you win, great. If you lose, don’t cry about it—nobody cares. You’re just another person who tried to act rich.Terms: This is not VIP. Don’t even try to think you’re in the same category. You’ll get what you’ve paid for and that’s nothing extra.
Your bank isn’t impressive. It’s just there. Don't even try to flex it like you're some high roller.
Max bet? Don’t go over 2 million unless you want to get a quick lesson in staying in your lane.
Priority treatment? Not in your wildest dreams. You’re just one of the many who think they deserve something they haven’t earned.Enjoy your seat at the table. Just know everyone’s watching, and they’re all laughing at how badly you’re pretending to be something you’re not.

The “I’ve Got More Money Than Taste” VIP Package - 20 Million

💎 Exclusive VIP Perks

📦 Open a Bank: 30 Million deposits — because your gil outweighs your brains. Stack that fake fortune high.🎟️ Priority Seating There is no priority seating. You sit where ever the fuck we tell you to.🔥 Max Bet: 2 Million Gil - Burn it fast. Winning won’t fix the joke you’ve become.💎 Diamond Benefits Get 1 Diamond every 14 days for free bets. Flex your fake wealth and your fragile ego.📢 Custom Announcements Every time you walk in, we’ll shout something so people know your dumb ass is here—just so you can feel important.🎰 Raffle Access 10 FREE tickets just for signing your soul away. Want more? 100K per ticket. No cap. Just like your desperation.🎥Gpose Perks (By Sapphire Flame Photography)Two custom gposes per month (one every 14 days). Capture your fake grandeur in all its glory. Gposes must be taken in-venue and cannot be stockpiled.🪦 The Lonely Loser’s Special A staff member will sit with you to witness your embarrassing attempts to look important.
Bonus: We’ll even nod politely at your delusions. Once.📜 Terms & Conditions You’re paying for attention, not respect. Your bank is unlimited; your self-respect isn’t. VIP makes you visible, not interesting. No refunds if you realize it’s not real power. Staff reserves the right to roast you on sight. Raffle wins not guaranteed. Pity not included.

💀 You’re still a lonely loser, just with more gil.