Its a Casino you dumb bitch
Fuck Your Luck
Where your luck doesn’t matter—and neither do you.
Dynamis | Halicarnassus | Goblet | Ward 14 | Plot 13
Friday | 10 PM EST - 2 AM EST
© TOS: This is just a game—don’t take it personally. You’re not forced to participate, so if you can’t handle how the gamble’s run, don’t whine. Leave if you can’t deal with it. Keep it respectful, or you’ll be banned from the venue. Enjoy it or get lost.
Games
GO ON, CLICK IT — MAYBE SOMETHING WILL FINALLY MAKE SENSE.READ THE RULES, UNLESS IGNORANCE IS YOUR THING.
You get whatever the fuck i give you!
(Bar Game)
Sip, Swallow, Suffer
(Bar Game)
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS
Color Wheel Spin
Lucky 7's
High Rollers - Elimination
POKER
Fight Club
Chocobo Races
Black Jack
“BLACK JACK”
Min 100k, Max 1mil, VIP 3 mil, VIP 6mil
Min Bet: 100k gilMax Bet: 3mil (Non-VIP) | 6mil (VIP)Bank Limit: 30mil (Non-VIP). 60 (VIP)Goal: Get closer to 21 than the dealer without busting.Dealer: Stands on hard 17, hits on soft 17.How to Play: Start with 2 cards. Hit, stand, double down, or split.Payouts: Win = 1x bet | Blackjack = 1.5x bet | Natural Blackjack = 2x bet | Push =
“you get whatever the fuck i have”
Min 100k - Max 1mil
Entry Fee: 1 million gil for 10 tickets. Pay up or stay out.Tickets & Drawing: Buy as many as you want. Every round, 10 tickets get drawn.Winning Number: A random number is picked out of 200. Hit it or don’t cry.Prize: Winner takes 80% of the pot.
"rock,paper,scissiors"
Min 100k - Max 500k
Choose your move:
✊ Rock (closed fist)
✋ Paper (open hand)
✌️ Scissors (two fingers out)Count to three and show your choice at the same time.Winning:
Rock crushes Scissors
Scissors cuts Paper
Paper covers RockTie? Play again.
"color wheel spin"
Min 100k - Max 500k
Pick a color and lock it in chat.The host spins the wheel.Land on your color? You double your bet.Miss it? You lose.No ties. No excuses.Ready to test your luck? Step up and spin.
"Lucky 7's"
Min 100k - Max 500k
How It Works:
Place your bet — simple as that.Hit lucky sevens and watch your gil multiply.No sevens? You lose it all.The bigger the seven, the bigger the payout — up to a massive jackpot.Feeling lucky? Step up and spin to win.Payout Guide::🎲 No 7 — 0x (you lose your bet)
🎲 One 7 anywhere — 2x your bet
🎲 Roll ends in 7 (e.g., 17, 27, 97) — 2.5x your bet
🎲 Angel 7 (exactly 7) — 3x your bet
🎲 Demon 77 (exactly 77) — 3x your bet
🎲 Triple 7 (777) — 5x your bet (JACKPOT)
"High Rollers - Elimination"
1 mil buy in
Everyone rolls when the time’s up — don’t roll early or you’re out.Lowest roll? You’re gone, and your gil is gone too.Survive and pay up to keep the game rolling — stakes get higher every round.Last one standing takes the whole pot (minus the house cut).Think you can outroll them all? Step up and prove it.
Poker: Texas Hold’em — Dealer Game
1 mil buy in
A classic game of cards, chips, and bluffing. Play smart, bluff harder.Buy in with gil, get your chips, and grab a seat.Honest players only — the dealer’s watching.Texas Hold’em style — private cards, community cards, and bets.Bet, fold, or bluff your way to the top.Best hand or last player standing takes the pot — minus the house cut.Think you’ve got what it takes? Step up and prove it.
Fight Club
Min 100k - Max 500k
One roll can end it all.Survive while others fall.No second chances.The last one alive takes it all — minus the house cut.Ready to risk it? Step up and prove you’ve got what it takes.
Chocobo Races
Min 100k - Max 1mil
The dealer calls the number you gotta roll to pass each lap.Roll equal or higher? You keep racing. Roll lower? You crash and burn.You’ve got 5 seconds to shout STOP or you keep running — no time for slowpokes.Everyone’s racing at once — don’t hold up the show.Bet between 100k and 1mil gil — crash and the house takes it all.Make it to the end? Get paid big, depending on how far you last.
Sip, Swallow, Suffer
Min 100k - Max 2mil
* Bet between 100k and 2mil gil — big risks, bigger rewards.
* Roll high and double your gil.
* Hit the jackpot roll and triple it.
* Roll low? Well... you suffer.
* One shot, no rerolls, no excuses.
* Think you’ve got the guts? Step up and prove it.
Drinks
ORDER ALL YOU WANT—IT WON’T HELP YOU FEEL LESS OF A FAILURE.
PRESS THE IMAGE — YES, YOU NEED HELP UNDERSTANDING YOUR DRINK.
50,000k gil - Buyout 4 mil
My Therapist Hates Me
You Still Text Your Ex?
You’re the Reason Plan B Exists
Basic Bitch Brew
My Therapist Hates MeDark Rum · Coffee Liqueur · Absinthe · Cherry Syrup · Tonic
A chaotic swirl of bitter, sweet, and slightly toxic—sharp enough to sting, smooth enough to keep sipping. Finished with a scorched lime for that extra edge of regret.
You Still Text Your Ex?Tequila · Triple Sec · Passionfruit · Lime · Jalapeño
Sweet enough to hook you, hot enough to hurt you—this one’s a bad idea you’ll definitely repeat.
You’re the Reason Plan B ExistsVodka · Peach Schnapps · Cranberry · Lemon
Bright, bold, and way too easy to swallow—goes down smooth, but leaves you questioning every decision that got you here.
Basic Bitch BrewVanilla Vodka · Pumpkin Spice · Cold Brew · Cream
Sweet, frothy, and unapologetically predictable—like a seasonal fling you’ll brag about, then ghost by winter.
The staff
YES, PEOPLE WORK HERE—AND YOUR COMPLAINT JUST GOT FILED UNDER “LOL.”
Toxic Demon
Dealer and Owner
Sephera Seren
General Manager / Gposer
Yullia Mitnu
General Manager / Poker Dealer
Kiwi Smoothie
General Manager / Gamba Dealer
Ash Rosaire
Accountant
OPEN POSITION
Bartender
Salome Blythe
Gamba Dealer
Lecian Nahmoon
Gamba Dealer
Periwinkle Winchester
Gamba Dealer
Lilliana Stormbringer
Shout Runner
Ash Ravenwood
Hostess
Arroyo Octavia
Hostess
Dei Mol
Photographer
Kaida Kha'to
Photographer
Nixolus Nightshade
Security / Dealer
Draven Reign
Security
Packages for the broke and useless
Oh, yes we've got a VIP setup for those who think they're worth something.
NON VIP: MIN: 100K MAX: 1 MIL | MAX BANK 10 MIL
“I’m Not Special, But I’m Trying”
40 million
VIP Package
“I’ve Got More Money Than Taste”
60 Million
VIP Package
The “I’m Not Special, But I’m Trying” Package 40 MIL
For those who think they can roll with the big dogs but are still stuck playing in the kiddie pool. This package is for those who want to feel important but are too far from the VIP section to even get a whiff of the leather seats. Keep dreaming.
Open a Bank: 30 Million – You can set up a max of 30 million. It’s just enough to feel like you're in the game, but let's be real—nobody's impressed. This isn’t a fortune, it’s a participation trophy in gil form. Don’t think for a second you’re getting any respect for this.Max Bet: 3 Million – Sure, go ahead, bet it all. It won’t change the fact that you’re not even close to being in the big leagues. If you win, great. If you lose, don’t cry about it—nobody cares. You’re just another person who tried to act rich.Terms: This is not VIP. Don’t even try to think you’re in the same category. You’ll get what you’ve paid for and that’s nothing extra.
Your bank isn’t impressive. It’s just there. Don't even try to flex it like you're some high roller.
Max bet? Don’t go over 3 million unless you want to get a quick lesson in staying in your lane.
Priority treatment? Not in your wildest dreams. You’re just one of the many who think they deserve something they haven’t earned.Enjoy your seat at the table. Just know everyone’s watching, and they’re all laughing at how badly you’re pretending to be something you’re not.
The “I’ve Got More Money Than Taste” VIP Package - 60 Million
💎 Exclusive VIP Perks 💎
📦 Open a Bank: 60 Million deposits — because your gil outweighs your brains. Stack that fake fortune high.🎟️ Priority Seating There is no priority seating. You sit where ever the fuck we tell you to.🔥 Max Bet: 6 Million Gil - Burn it fast. Winning won’t fix the joke you’ve become.💎 Diamond Benefits Get 1 Diamond every 14 days for free bets. Flex your fake wealth and your fragile ego.📢 Custom Announcements Every time you walk in, we’ll shout something so people know your dumb ass is here—just so you can feel important.🎰 Raffle Access 10 FREE tickets just for signing your soul away. Want more? 100K per ticket. No cap. Just like your desperation.🎥Gpose Perks (By Sapphire Flame Photography)Two custom gposes per month (one every 14 days). Capture your fake grandeur in all its glory. Gposes must be taken in-venue and cannot be stockpiled.🪦 The Lonely Loser’s Special A staff member will sit with you to witness your embarrassing attempts to look important.
Bonus: We’ll even nod politely at your delusions. Once.📜 Terms & Conditions You’re paying for attention, not respect. Your bank is unlimited; your self-respect isn’t. VIP makes you visible, not interesting. No refunds if you realize it’s not real power. Staff reserves the right to roast you on sight. Raffle wins not guaranteed. Pity not included.