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“DEATH ROLL 1V1”

min 100k max 5mil

Min Bet: 100k gil
Max Bet: 5 million gil---Placement Roll:
- Contestant rolls: Random! You roll a 6 (out of 10).
- Staff rolls: Random! You roll a 9 (out of 10).
Staff wins the placement roll and begins the match.---Main Round:1. Staff rolls: Random! You roll a 250 (out of 1 million).
2. Contestant rolls: Random! You roll a 142 (out of 250).
3. Staff rolls: Random! You roll a 88 (out of 142).
4. Contestant rolls: Random! You roll a 42 (out of 88).
5. Staff rolls: Random! You roll a 13 (out of 42).
6. Contestant rolls: Random! You roll a 4 (out of 13).
7. Staff rolls: Random! You roll a 1 (out of 4).Winner: Contestant! 🎉
Loser: The Staff Member rolls the cursed 1 and loses it all!---Betting Rules:
- Minimum bet: 100k gil
- Maximum bet: 1 million gil
- Winning payout: Winner receives their bet + the opponent’s bet.---Think you've got the luck? Prove it against the house—or get wrecked. 💀Still need help ask a staff member

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“DEATH ROLL TOURNEY”

20 mil

Death Roll Tournament Rules---Entry Fee:
None – but you’re still paying with your dignity.Grand Prize: 20 million gil for the last contestant standing.---Format:
- 1v1 Bracket Style – Face off against other contestants in a brutal elimination-style tournament.
- Unlimited Participants: More losers to witness your downfall.---Placement Roll:
- Contestants roll /random 10 to determine who starts.
- The highest roll begins the match.
Example:
- Contestant #1 rolls: Random! You roll a 5 (out of 10).
- Contestant #2 rolls: Random! You roll a 9 (out of 10).
Contestant #2 wins placement roll and begins the match.---Main Round:
- Contestants will roll against each other until one reaches 1.
- The first contestant to roll a 1 loses, and the winner advances.Example:
1. Contestant #1 rolls: Random! You roll a 97 (out of 500).
2. Contestant #2 rolls: Random! You roll a 56 (out of 97).
3. Contestant #1 rolls: Random! You roll a 34 (out of 56).
4. Contestant #2 rolls: Random! You roll a 12 (out of 34).
5. Contestant #1 rolls: Random! You roll a 7 (out of 12).
6. Contestant #2 rolls: Random! You roll a 2 (out of 7).Winner: Contestant #1 advances.
Loser: Contestant #2 rolls a 1 and is out of the tournament.---How to Participate:
- Sign up to enter the tournament.
- Wait to be called to the front when it’s your turn.
- Once your turn arrives, be ready to face your opponent.---Important Notes:
- Placement Roll determines who goes first. Higher roll starts.
- Main Round continues until one contestant reaches 1.
- Public Shaming: Losers will be announced and ridiculed for all to hear.
- Cheating: No chance. If you cheat, you're disqualified and banned.---Think you have what it takes to survive the tournament? Prove it or get wrecked. 💀Still need help ask a staff member

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“BLACK JACK”

Min 100k, Max 2mil, VIP 6mil

Blackjack Rules at Fuck Your Luck Casino- Min Bet:100k gil | Max Bet: 2mil (Non-VIP) | 6mil (VIP) | Bank Limit: Unlimited (VIP), 10mil (Non-VIP)- Objective: Get closer to 21 than the dealer without busting.- Dealer:Stands on hard 17, hits on soft 17.- Gameplay: Players get 2 cards, can hit, stand, double down, or split.- Payouts: Win = 1x bet, Blackjack = 1.5x bet, Natural Blackjack = 2x bet, Push = 0.Ready to play? Bet big, or go home broke. 🖤

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“you get whatever the fuck i have”

Min 100k - Max 1mil

you get whatever the fuck i have Rules1. Entry Fee: 1 million for 10 tickets. Pay up or stay out.2. Tickets & Drawing: You can buy as many tickets as you want. 1 million = 10 tickets. 10 tickets will be drawn each time.3. Winning Number: /random 69 out of 100. If you don’t hit it, don’t cry.4. Prize: Winner snags 80% of the pot and gets a body shot off Kiwi Smoothie(must be consensual, don’t be a creep)

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The “I’m Not Special, But I’m Trying” Package

For those who think they can roll with the big dogs but are still stuck playing in the kiddie pool. This package is for those who want to feel important but are too far from the VIP section to even get a whiff of the leather seats. Keep dreaming.

Price Tag: Free – Yeah, it’s free. Don’t get any ideas about your “value” here. You’re not paying for anything special, just the bare minimum because we’re forced to let you in. Enjoy the crumbs.Open a Bank: Set up to 10 Million – You can set up a max of 10 million. It’s just enough to feel like you're in the game, but let's be real—nobody's impressed. This isn’t a fortune, it’s a participation trophy in gil form. Don’t think for a second you’re getting any respect for this.Max Bet: 2 Million – Sure, go ahead, bet it all. It won’t change the fact that you’re not even close to being in the big leagues. If you win, great. If you lose, don’t cry about it—nobody cares. You’re just another person who tried to act rich.Terms: This is not VIP. Don’t even try to think you’re in the same category. You’ll get what you’ve paid for and that’s nothing extra.
Your bank isn’t impressive. It’s just there. Don't even try to flex it like you're some high roller.
Max bet? Don’t go over 2 million unless you want to get a quick lesson in staying in your lane.
Priority treatment? Not in your wildest dreams. You’re just one of the many who think they deserve something they haven’t earned.Enjoy your seat at the table. Just know everyone’s watching, and they’re all laughing at how badly you’re pretending to be something you’re not.

The “I’ve Got More Money Than Taste” VIP Package - 20 Million

Price Tag: 20 Million Gil – Pay to pretend you matter. It’s all ego, no substance. Enjoy the illusion while everyone else enjoys the laugh.Exclusive VIP Perks:
Open a Bank: 40 Million deposits—because your gil outweighs your brains. Stack your fake fortune high and keep pretending it matters.
Priority Seating: Sit front and center like the zoo exhibit you are. You’re not special; you’re just visible.
Max Bet: 6 Million Gil – Burn it fast. Winning won’t change the fact that you’re a joke.
Traveling Bank Access: Your bank follows the dealer like your last shred of dignity. We’ll keep it close so you can cling to the illusion.
Diamond Benefits: Get 1 Diamond every 14 days for free bets when your luck runs dry. Flex your fake wealth and fragile ego.The Lonely Loser’s Special:
A staff member will sit with you to witness your embarrassing attempts to look important. You’ll have company because no one else cares.Terms & Conditions:
- You’re paying for attention, not respect.
- Your bank is unlimited; your self-respect isn’t.
- VIP makes you visible, not interesting.You’re still a lonely loser, just with more gil.