Its a Casino you dumb bitch
Fuck Your Luck
Where your luck doesn’t matter—and neither do you.
Dynamis | Halicarnassus | Goblet | Ward 14 | Plot 13
Friday | 10 PM EST - 2 AM EST
© TOS: This is just a game—don’t take it personally. You’re not forced to participate, so if you can’t handle how the gamble’s run, don’t whine. Leave if you can’t deal with it. Keep it respectful, or you’ll be banned from the venue. Enjoy it or get lost.
Games
GO ON, CLICK IT — MAYBE SOMETHING WILL FINALLY MAKE SENSE.READ THE RULES, UNLESS IGNORANCE IS YOUR THING.
Roulette
Baccarat
Bingo
Gatcha Bitch
(Wheel Spinning Game)
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS
Color Wheel Spin
Lucky 7's
High Rollers - Elimination
POKER
Fight Club
Chocobo Races
Black Jack
“BLACK JACK”
Min Bet: 100k gilMax Bet: 1mil (Non-VIP) | Nightly VIP 3mil | Lifetime VIP 6milBank Limit: 10mil (Non-VIP). Nightly 30 mil | Lifetime 60milGoal: Get closer to 21 than the dealer without busting.Dealer: Stands on hard 17, hits on soft 17.How to Play: Start with 2 cards. Hit, stand, double down, or split.Payouts: Win = 1x bet | Blackjack = 1.5x bet | Natural Blackjack = 2x bet | Push =
“you get whatever the fuck i have”
Min 100k - Max 1mil
Entry Fee: 1 million gil for 10 tickets. Pay up or stay out.Tickets & Drawing: Buy as many as you want. Every round, 10 tickets get drawn.Winning Number: A random number is picked out of 200. Hit it or don’t cry.Prize: Winner takes 80% of the pot.
"rock,paper,scissiors"
Min 100k - Max 500k
Choose your move:
✊ Rock (closed fist)
✋ Paper (open hand)
✌️ Scissors (two fingers out)Count to three and show your choice at the same time.Winning:
Rock crushes Scissors
Scissors cuts Paper
Paper covers RockTie? Play again.
"color wheel spin"
Min 100k - Max 500k
Pick a color and lock it in chat.The host spins the wheel.Land on your color? You double your bet.Miss it? You lose.No ties. No excuses.Ready to test your luck? Step up and spin.
"Lucky 7's"
Min 100k - Max 500k
How It Works:
Place your bet — simple as that.Hit lucky sevens and watch your gil multiply.No sevens? You lose it all.The bigger the seven, the bigger the payout — up to a massive jackpot.Feeling lucky? Step up and spin to win.Payout Guide::🎲 No 7 — 0x (you lose your bet)
🎲 One 7 anywhere — 2x your bet
🎲 Roll ends in 7 (e.g., 17, 27, 97) — 2.5x your bet
🎲 Angel 7 (exactly 7) — 3x your bet
🎲 Demon 77 (exactly 77) — 3x your bet
🎲 Triple 7 (777) — 5x your bet (JACKPOT)
"High Rollers - Elimination"
1 mil buy in
Everyone rolls when the time’s up — don’t roll early or you’re out.Lowest roll? You’re gone, and your gil is gone too.Survive and pay up to keep the game rolling — stakes get higher every round.Last one standing takes the whole pot (minus the house cut).Think you can outroll them all? Step up and prove it.
Poker: Texas Hold’em — Dealer Game
1 mil buy in
A classic game of cards, chips, and bluffing. Play smart, bluff harder.Buy in with gil, get your chips, and grab a seat.Honest players only — the dealer’s watching.Texas Hold’em style — private cards, community cards, and bets.Bet, fold, or bluff your way to the top.Best hand or last player standing takes the pot — minus the house cut.Think you’ve got what it takes? Step up and prove it.
Fight Club
Min 100k - Max 500k
One roll can end it all.Survive while others fall.No second chances.The last one alive takes it all — minus the house cut.Ready to risk it? Step up and prove you’ve got what it takes.
Chocobo Races
Min 100k - Max 1mil
The dealer calls the number you gotta roll to pass each lap.Roll equal or higher? You keep racing. Roll lower? You crash and burn.You’ve got 5 seconds to shout STOP or you keep running — no time for slowpokes.Everyone’s racing at once — don’t hold up the show.Bet between 100k and 1mil gil — crash and the house takes it all.Make it to the end? Get paid big, depending on how far you last.
Sip, Swallow, Suffer
Min 100k - Max 2mil
* Bet between 100k and 2mil gil — big risks, bigger rewards.
* Roll high and double your gil.
* Hit the jackpot roll and triple it.
* Roll low? Well... you suffer.
* One shot, no rerolls, no excuses.
* Think you’ve got the guts? Step up and prove it.
Gatcha Bitch
Min 100k - Max 1mil
1 Million = 10 Spins of Shame – No exceptions, no discounts.Pay Up & Say the Words – Drop your gil, then type “Ready to suffer” in party chat to lock yourself in.Private Access – Once you’re paid up and doomed, you’ll get a private link to play the game yourself.The Jackpot – Everyone’s chasing that sweet, sweet Figmented Coffer. Will you get it? Probably not. But maybe.No Whining, No Refunds – Whatever you land on is your fate. Embrace the vibes. Accept the regret.Shame Is Eternal – Don’t ask for rerolls. The game remembers.
Bingo
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Baccarat
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roulette
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Drinks
ORDER ALL YOU WANT—IT WON’T HELP YOU FEEL LESS OF A FAILURE.
PRESS THE IMAGE — YES, YOU NEED HELP UNDERSTANDING YOUR DRINK.
50,000k gil - Buyout 4 mil
My Therapist Hates Me
You Still Text Your Ex?
You’re the Reason Plan B Exists
Basic Bitch Brew
You get whatever the fuck i give you!
(Bar Game)
